Monday’s are tough. You’ve slept in, watched football and been to church. Some of us had a nap – or two- over the course of the weekend. Before you put your nose back to the grindstone, share a smile with us here at the Master’s Table. Laughter does the heart good like a medicine; try not to take too much.
Irony on aisle 12.


The government is doing nothing to prevent the Borg invasion
they know is coming.
Come on, my wife is blonde and she knows this is funny.
It’s Columbus Day and some of you have the long weekend. Find all the good furniture deals you can, Tuesday is coming. And have a Happy Monday.






Happy Monday! I’m so happy to be alive.