You and me both squirrel, you and me both.
I would have gone with soccer golf, they’re calling it foot golf. And it’s catching on. 
I’ve heard of guys being a little “handsy” but thought it was a figure of speech.
If you’ve seen Guardians of the Galaxy you will now have I Want You Back stuck in your head for the rest of the day. If not, here’s a dancing potted plant.
The Master's Table 
Besides the obvious, the lighting is hitting the boy’s right cheek, but the father’s left forehead. My wife says you should be required to have a license to use Photoshop.
It’s fairly common for magazine ads and catalogues to end up with extra hands, legs, women that literally have two left feet, etc. They have a habit of compiling multiple shots to create a single “perfect” image, no doubt on a deadline.