A “baker’s dozen” is made up of 13 (so the baker can have one and there still be an actual dozen). I have a friend in real life that showed up to a meeting with this box of donuts. We call this a “Karli dozen.”

Let’s Happy Monday.

From the fan submission department:

Thank you Paul (Thinking Out Loud, Christianity 201)

Learn to speak your car’s language:
Until you need this drug: 

The illustration above is from a 1935 issue of Popular Mechanics. Thankfully this product was never produced by any manufacturer. I mean, I like the wind in my face as much as the next dog but geez.

Have a Happy Monday!