That’s a Monday sized cup right there.
Above: English Standard Version
Below: Yoda non-standard version
The Short Version Bible
aka, the Twitter Bible:
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And have a Happy Monday!
The Master's Table
God honoring, Christ Centered
The Master's Table 
The Bible synopsis is called “The Twitter Bible” sort of tongue in cheek. Obviously the entire thing is more than 140 characters. So in my “research” I determined you could get to the middle of line 11 (between sea and divided) before you run out of characters. I also determined Pharaoh is spelled incorrectly, which I would not have noticed had I not tried typing it.
Happy Tuesday!
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