I don’t do Black Friday myself, but this seems legit. Welcome back friends. First time guests please fill out a visitor card and drop it in the collection plate.

Long drive on Saturday, had to share the driving responsibilities…

For only $129 you too can have your very own Hipster Nativity Set. Notice the detail of latte drinking Mary and selfie taking Joseph. Each wise man arrives on his own Segway and while the shepherd may not be vegan he is certified 100% organic. The perfect gift for the Millennial in your basement life.

Limit 3 per customer. And yes, you really can order this here.

Have a Happy Monday!