You can’t make everybody happy but maybe this does it for some of you? I had friends posting to social media how they were not watching the Super Bowl. After three quarters the score was tied 3 – 3 so that of us that did watch it didn’t get to see much.

The show must go on. Welcome to Happy Monday #309.

“When the sermon runs long, even Jesus is looking at the clock.” -Sean Hachem*

Let me tell you where that joke came from. I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from another…

*Sean Hachem is the pastor of Nellie Peters United Methodist in Calhoun, GA. We would like to thank him for his contribution (which was really just a Facebook post, he didn’t know he was “contributing” to anything).

Have a Happy Monday!