Saint Patrick is not an officially canonized saint, his real name was Maewyn Succat, he wasn’t even Irish and driving the snakes out of Ireland is just a metaphor. He was in fact a Christian missionary who spent most of his adult life sharing the Gospel with pagans. That’s no reason to dye the Chicago River bright green but if you’ve ever hidden Easter eggs you know how holidays and their traditions are. This is Happy Monday #315.

Have a Happy Monday!