So if you’re an internet user (and there is no print version of Happy Monday that comes in a mailer) you’ve probably heard about a movement to storm Area 51. “They can’t stop all of us.” Some ridiculous number of people around 600,000 or so have signed up to storm Area 51… at 3 am on Friday, September 20th. Even if there were something to see at Area 51, posting the date and time of a raid to social media might tip their hand.

The truth is out there. 

This is Happy Monday #332. 

This toy is child “safe.” Seriously, this pic is a treasure trove.
Just keep studying on it.