That’s my favorite Elf on the Shelf idea I’ve seen to date. Everyone is free to do their own thing in their own home, but that creepy thing is not coming in my house. Okay, no more soapbox here either. Welcome everyone, this is Happy Monday #354. 

Read the words out loud if you have to:

This last one’s not my favorite but different people have different senses of humor and some of you might like it.

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