This is Happy Monday #555.
Poor couch is terrified.
There was no Satur-deja Vu post this weekend, so to get in your brain exercise please enjoy finding 5 differences in these two pictures. Full disclosure, at this point I have only found four. Click to embiggen.
The Master's Table 
“Pick your battles” was the only advice my dad gave me when I got married. “You cannot win, and should not fight, every battle.” I decided that was good advice that I would take to heart.
Apparently that’s not what mothers tell their daughters when they get married. Six months in and my wife casually remarks one morning that we should get a puppy. I said “Nope, I’m picking my battle.” She was like “What?!?” and I proceeded to explain this was the battle I was choosing. She laughed and laughed… then we got a puppy.